Miss Soft Crab

Although I hate the colour purple, I love glitter and I respect Sensei's commitment to flattering accessories.

I saw this on a lamppost the other day and loved the description so much. I guess she has heeded the advice of stylists everywhere, to...

There's something pretty hateful about that Kughesy and Hate poster. I catch a glimpse of it when I'm on the tram and it badly make...

Dead jonquils on my bedside table Such pretty babies When alive. Now, Reminder Of my laziness. Dead daphne on my kitche...

Well I might as well ask the internet for pictures of animals that look like other things.  Of course I'm going to make the internet d...

Greetings, hunk fans! Can you believe it's already been a whole month since our f irst hunk of the month ? How time flies!  Since the...

Ode to the hair I found in my coffee cup after I finished drinking it Too short to be mine. Too discrete to be seen. I Drank your bath...

I found it so impossible to believe that we had not written any hilarious emails to one another on this day that I went and checked over m...