Miss Soft Crab

K was so right yesterday,   a sunny day really makes life seem great. I love the way thinking about Margaret and David made her feel hap...

If I wasn't excited about Christmas already, J's Memento/Fifty First Dates/The Santa Clause dream certainly did the trick. I keep c...

Oh wow. Perfume ads really stink, don't they ?! There's one on TV at the moment where Gisele Bundchen drives around crying and laug...

Oh boy. End of year malaise . It's as predictable as inconsistent hot weather throughout the Melbourne summer. I know that I previou...

Guys, I'm just going to tell it how it is. Here are all the things I feel this time of year, every year: Tired and like I need a ...

So this morning I was listening to the song Parklife and I don’t want to give away any spoilers for when K and I do our annual be...

Woot! Holidays! Well, technically it's more like a lunchbreak for me at the moment, but holidays are just around the corner, so I no com...

Wow, your boss sounds like a stand-up guy, Mate ! My office closes between Christmas and New Y ear too. But the only day of free leave we ge...

Last week, at the Christmas party, our new boss announced he would be closing the office at midday on Christmas Eve and not be reopening it ...

I've had a few conversations with people about the chocolate cake project over the last few days, and thought it might be a good ide...

Well readers, we've finally made it to the end of the year. Not literally. Just according to the Miss Soft Crab calendar. Yesterday,...

Holiday Haiku Oh, ciao  ragazzi Guess what day it is today? Thursday. Keep up, guys.  Just jokes amici .  Today's th...

I  cannot wait to see Feliz Navidad . And if it is on at the same time as this bullshit show I'm pitching, I'm totally changing ...