Miss Soft Crab

#ohshit Just when I think I am an independent woman with my own brain, I read Miss Soft Crab and realise that in fact somehow, my ...

Well now we're on the topic, I  might mention the major regret of my life.  Not seeing Leonard Cohen when he came to town is pretty...

T oday, Miss Soft Crab is delighted to introduce our greatest innovation since Haiku Thursday: the Miss Soft Crab Hunk of the Month Club...

I love hot cross buns. Who wouldn't want their buns to be hot, and with a cross on them? Truly, only a mad person. Every year, I thi...

Oh Mate, you sure do seem to be overwhelmed with hate . You poor thing. And you've got some good reasons. The ALP really have fucked i...

Oh geez. Sorry Google ruined your morning post . But great that it created an opportunity for us to watch the de Niro meets Elmo you tube. ...

It's Miss Soft Crab's final post for the year! Or is it??!! Look, it pretty much is. It is definitely Miss Soft Crab's last s...

I grew my fringe out once, but because my hairline is sharp and jagged like a rocky coastline it looked really dumb and so I cut that fring...

Don't worry mate . Some days, having it all seems really hard. A shit-hot kit. 100% of meals that blow your mind. What are we, awesome r...

A lot of the time I like to think about what I am going to eat throughout the day. Oftentimes even before breakfast I am thinking of what ...

Dear Mate Um, it's hard for me to say this (don't worry readers, don't turn away, you should hear this too) but I think that we ...