Miss Soft Crab

On Wednesday I finished up work for the year and I guess I pretty much just went into holiday zone in a pretty major way because I spent all...

Who the hell is Fritz ?! I guess he is just some kind of graffiti artist lovo. Get over yourself Fritz. Or some really hungry person mis...

Wondering why there were all those CENSOREDs in this morning's post? Well, before J left for California yesterday morning, she text...

Look readers, I can't lie to you. It's been a rough couple of days for the Misses Soft Crab. This is largely due to a close shave wi...

On Friday night, I drank vodka on an empty stomach. Then, I did that about 50 more times. What followed was one of the most ineffectual...

Mistakes were made My deodorant  And  sunscreen look similar Wrong one's on my face Lovage I know you're out the...

The other day there was a cask of wine in my kitchen. And I was moving it or something when, on the side of the box, I noticed a picture...