Miss Soft Crab

I don't want to come down on Australia, because, shit you guys, I love a sunburnt country, but how about how in Europe you can just get ...

Dear Andy Murray,  I'm really sorry about the Wimbledon thing the other night. You really are a very good tennis player but yo...

In the interest of full disclosure I will admit that when I read your post this morning I felt jealous. Yep. Actually jealous. I felt worse...