Miss Soft Crab

For the last few weeks the GOOP Instagram has been saying things like "Feeling effing exhausted? Sign up to be the first to hear abo...

I agree. I'm not convinced that the croissant at the front has consented to the other croissant's actions. But I am convinced that L...

Croissants spooning* Last week K and I went to La Lune Croissanterie. La Lune used to be a hole in the wall in Elwood, where this woman...

Have a look at this, would you? That's what the temperature is here in Preston as I write  this, according to the Accuweather app. That ...

With the possible exception of Pickle, I think we can all agree that whatever else you think of Gwyneth Paltrow she has a pretty an...

I haven't read any fairytales lately and there's no way I'm going to now. Like we need more greed and douchyness in our lives!  ...

Have you read a fairy tale lately?! They are fucked up. I'm not even talking about the princess-being-saved-by-a-prince genre (yeah Cind...

Reflections? Sure I got some. Man, I remember the night of the 2007 elections. I had dinner with some peeps at spicy fish, as was our...

Pressure much? When I was little I used to go to the Hoyts at Chadstone all the time to see movies. Back then movies cost $7.50 and you...

I think you know what is about to happen here. But before we get into it, can I just say how thankful I am that the Oscars producers read o...