Miss Soft Crab

Love sure is hard. And it's especially hard when it's your first time. There's this new girl at my work who just moved to Melbou...

I know that spring is the most fickle of mistresses. And I know that the forecast for tomorrow suggests there'll be 40mm of rain. But it...

I guess to an extent I make resolutions at the start of every season. Probably at the start of autumn and winter I resolve to dress...

Instantly you arrived  The very day you were meant to, Summertime.  How come spring didn't do that? Expected us to be s...

Goodbye Spring I'd like to thank you For showing up and acting Like a good spring should.  You made me forget Winter...

I love spring racing haiku.... I Hi Mischa Barton.  Your hat seems to say to me:  Coffee anyone? II Twigley. Your...

If I was a bumblebee I I would shove my face In every last rose I saw. I would love the spring.  II I would take sh...

On the weekend K and I were lying in the park rejoicing in the sunshine and how great spring can be but although spring can be so great a...

    Sweet sights of spring   I Bees collect pollen Take it home to make honey Those guys are awesome     II Take a ...

Rain Since the drought done broke The countryside's gotten green So soft on my eyes Springtime How'd you get so ...

The bit where J said  "I really hope my fingers aren't writing cheques my butt can't cash" is, hands down, the best thing...

I don't want you guys to think I've got a one-track mind, but the arrival of Spring has made my goddamn year. Just four days of suns...

Springtime Pretending I could  Love other seasons ends with The first breath of you Magnolia You're the herald ...

I think that it would be fair to say that this winter really has been a winter. It has been cold and wet. And sometimes cold and sunny. I...

Ikea Meatballs I have scoffed at you. But then I ate you. Mon dieu! What a sensation! Ryan Gosling It's unpopular But...

Spring I You've got a nerve, spring, Showing your face around here. Almost two months late! Spring II   Wait, spring, I...

I know it was fricking freezing this morning but at least it was sunny. It is almost as if you wrote that post some other time than this mor...