Miss Soft Crab

It's no secret that the Misses Soft Crab love Christmas. Mostly.  And given that it is now December 5 it's time to admit that the...

Oh wow. Perfume ads really stink, don't they ?! There's one on TV at the moment where Gisele Bundchen drives around crying and laug...

Life is full of disappointments (see the Marky Mark remake of Planet of the Apes and also Snow White and the Huntsman - but only after ...

                                           Last night I stood in front of the yogurt fridge at Piedemontes for ages, searching in vain fo...

Yeah. Tender is my heart for screwing up my life . I just wish I had never let myself dream this goddamned stupid dream. I thought seeing ...

  Yesterday I was doing some house painting. You know the kind of work, something that requires some attention but does leave a lot of...

When I first met my ex-hairdresser it was like... magic. It was just luck. Or was it kismet. I called up this salon that was owned by a ...

Yeah, over here at MSC HQ things are pretty rough . Though you need to understand, dear readers, that context makes the feelings that K and ...

Look readers, I can't lie to you. It's been a rough couple of days for the Misses Soft Crab. This is largely due to a close shave wi...

Last night, I was feeling a little off-colour so decided I would treat myself to a night in front of the television. I guess I don't rea...

After the success of the 2011 Brownlow Blue Carpet Wrap Up , Miss Soft Crab could not wait to get ringside for the 2012 extravaganza on Mond...

Hey! Guys! How was everyone's weekend? Mine was pretty good thanks. When I woke up on Sunday morning I was really excited about a post...