Miss Soft Crab

Dear Universe,  Hey girl. I only have one question for you today. How come avocados are so expensive at the moment? They are really e...

There was a time in my life (a time when I worked a 40-hour week in a boring job) when I thought about little else than what I was going to ...

HAHAHAHAHA! This crab! Good one! Well this crab also has two pincers and a high level of excitement about the holidays. And like K, I'...

Regular readers of this blog must think my brain is a total light weight, the frequency with which it is blown. But it's like the ads fo...

Haiku odes to my favourite winter fruits The Kiwifruit Kiwis. Love the fruit. Love the peoples. Just LOVE the Fuzzy Anim...

SHIT! I have been doing it all wrong!  I guess somewhere in my past I have had a delicious persimmon, because in my head there is this ide...

Who here has eaten a persimmon before?  If you answered yes, great! You guys are totally on to it.     If you answered no, I say: don'...

(AM Haiku here) Vitamin D Doc says I need you. So get up in my business! Yeah sun, just like that.  Freckles   What am I, ...

Reflections on this time of year   Summer 's bounty A box of mangoes A pineapple, raspberries I bought all that stu...