Miss Soft Crab

This one time I googled Nike because I wanted to find out about the goddess but apparently that day a video of a man in a Nike jumper having...

Sheesh, according to BOM it’s only 14.7 degrees outside right now. That is not cool. Although, literally it is very cool. I would...

Like most people I've been pretty damn cheesed off about this pathetic excuse for a spring. Maybe it's because all the rain has made...

Last winter (or was it the winter before?) I remember K wanting to buy some pyjamas. I all but scoffed at her. Where the hell is the joy i...

First of all, sorry for the late post you guys. Being in the northern hemisphere is the the worst when you have a southern hemisphere deadli...

Did everyone in Melbourne have a beautiful reunion with their doona last night? Lord knows I did! In case I have not made myself clea...

If you've been here before, I don't have to tell you that we have a pretty tenuous grasp on quality writing, and shit you guys it...