Miss Soft Crab

My feelings about coffee oscillate. I'm not talking about my love for it, which is constant, but rather my feelings about my addiction...

Do you struggle between the idea that you need to know what's going on in the world but the fact of engaging with the news is so depre...

You know what this age of social media brings? It's real outpourings of emotion. Someone dies, it's "Vale this guy!" ...

Hey! How was everyone's weekend? Mine was pretty nice, we went down the beach for a couple of nights and it was super nice. Pickle a...

Although it is clearly taking K and me some time to get into the swing of our new single, daily post regime I'm feeling pretty positive ...

You guys, I'm jonesing for my baby while also loving the shit out of this coffee I'm having right now and that combination is making...

Oh. Oh my. That's a terrible terrible innovation. What a pack of knobshining idiots. I was pretty irrationally upset last week when a ca...

There's a cafe at the end of my street that does totally ok coffee and is very conveniently located, but I almost never get my coffe...

I'm in a land of intermittent wifi so I'm going to have to talk fast, but I am fully on board with this tea caper. I've always e...

The Misses Soft Crab love coffee. I'm sure you know that because we sing it's praises all the time. Add it a Tuesday to make it ...

Here marks the point Eagerly arrived at After which standards That were once absolute Heretofore relaxed  Reinstated Only the motherfucking ...

As predicted, since Miss Soft Crab moved to a two-day-a-week blog the world has lost some great days. It's lost the chance to think abou...

They say that necessity is the mother of invention and also that genius is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration. But I've found that whi...

Ok, now I'm going to try! But first I'd like to say that for me, nice bread becomes a best thing with butter alone. Jam is my friend...

WE need the fleece !  And while we're on the topic, we also need proper pure wool jumpers that aren't really thin and cost a millio...

My Tuesday was terrific up until 11am.  First, I got up early enough to get a coffee en route to the tram which I love doing but never get ...

I won't lie to you guys. When my alarm woke me up this morning from a really vivid dream about breaking eggs I could not believe the ...

I feel like having another Terrific Tuesday. No idea what I'm talking about? Read this you guys . It will make as much sense as can ...

Come on guys Single origin.  Since when has that been a thing? Get your hand off it. 

Ode to the hair I found in my coffee cup after I finished drinking it Too short to be mine. Too discrete to be seen. I Drank your bath...