Miss Soft Crab

Back in the mid 00s K and I used to very much enjoy a blog called Go Fug Yourself. I dare say it was one of the inspirations for this very b...

God, K's right! You can hitch all your dreams to the wardrobe audit wagon but in truth a wardrobe cleanse comes with as many nega...

I started the wardrobe audit yesterday.  Thanks to J for that great terminology.  I took everything out of my cupboards and laid it out on m...

I am so glad K brought this up yesterday! And by 'this' I mean cleansing and clearing and wardrobes and dressing ! I have been thin...

Did anyone watch Bodyhack last night? It's that show with Todd Sampson in which, to quote Wikipedia, he travels around the world to meet...

I hope K feels better soon.  As autumn really settles into being autumn, with rain and cold days I've really been thinking about my wi...

I have so many questions about yesterday's post, like does K swim at the Northcote pool or use the gym there? If gym-users are there at ...

Well hunk week was a great way to start the year. I'm pretty sure we all agree on that. But it's time to move on. For now.  Guys...

Me wearing pyjamas in the streets (of my DREAMS!) If you read fashion blogs you’d be aware that a couple of years ago people started w...

J is right but I'm still following two clothes shops on Instagram because I like looking at the ads.  You know what else I like? Rebecca...

So I thought I would directly engage with the topic of jumpsuits canvassed yesterda y. Even though I only have one, I dig the jumpsuit. I...

After my reveal on Monda y that I had determined my look for summer K texted me to ask what my summer look would be. I had one word for her:...

I feel like such an idiot. Remember months ago I told you how much I was looking forward to October and November because I wouldn't be p...

Fuck yeah, Queenie. You totally ruling the empire. That monochrome effect is in full flight. If I were Kate Middleton I would feel so conf...

Yesterday I was driving through South Yarra and I saw a young couple taking their pet lab for a walk. They were very well groomed, very Sout...

When I was in my late teens I had this pair of secondhand baby blue men's corduroy jeans. I effing loved those pants, I wore them all t...

Right now it's the middle of winter, as I'm sure most of you are well aware. This means, presumably for everyone, at best dressing a...

I'm not sure if it's what J intended, but I read the title of this post as though Goldmember was saying it, like "I love cloooo...

You guys, I love clothes! You may think if you've read this blog or if ever had a conversation with me that you already know t...

Gee, I really hope that K was asking the universe in general about how to wear bandanas, because if she was asking me she was seriously bar...