Miss Soft Crab

My mum introduced me to musicals when I was very young. It started when we would listen to her Barbara Streisand tapes in the car on the way...

I sometimes find myself asking rhetorical questions about the space-time continuum, because you know, space is fixed and time is just an ab...

Once, at work, I heard that my boss was eating a frozen sandwich. Why would a person do that? I don’t know, but a woman I work with was tel...

As a kid I didn't really go in for Sundays. Who wanted to go to school on Monday?  That's all Sunday meant to me.  When I'd hear...

When I was little my mum had these two eyeshadows. They were in little clay pots the shape of a Winnie the Poo honey pot and inside were the...

I've just spent the weekend in the Brecon Beacons and while there, I had a great business idea. FYI, the Brecon Beacons is a lovely nat...

I've had a few conversations with people about the chocolate cake project over the last few days, and thought it might be a good ide...

Yesterday I talked about that lamb/sheep/mutton's wool jacket I tried on.  I hinted at how ridiculous it is that a jacket would cost $10...

Going to the dentist and shining one's shoes are wholesome and good things to do. But I'm having one of those days where I am so bu...

It's funny how there are things you do as kids that you just don't seem to do as adults. I don't mean like wanting to eat lo...