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This morning I was going ask you to join me on a spiritual journey of cleansing my wardrobe and my mind. But that seems pretty goddamn heavy...

Chickpea has been doing me the excellent favour of looking after Newbie one day a week while I do some volunteer work. Yeah, I'm a p...

Oh man! I wish so bad I had the time to bake scones today. I mean technically I guess I have the time but if Newbie goes to sleep and g...

I know that every year around this time I write a post about how much I love autumn. How the light is so beautiful, the weather, when goo...

Dear Mate,  Everyone knows you are pretty great at being a responsible adult, and don't need anyone to tell you how to live ...

Oh, I clean my pantry out all the time. I find it so frustrating when things are all piled up on top of each other and you can’t see ...

I got a bike for my birthday.  This is what it looked like in the darkness yesterday morning, when I got up early to take it for what ...

You know on the whole, I kind of hate my hair. Every now and again I like it, and then I hate it again. Then I wash and dry it and I kind of...

Um, what the hell, Australia Post?  J is trying to reach out to a sister and you are not helping. You are hindering. All you have to do is ...

So, despite trying to start an advice column we have had very few requests for help. I know, can you believe it!?! Sure Miss Dizzy wanted ...

You should listen to J, Miss Dizzy , lady knows what she's talking about. In fact, I feel like there is very little I can add. Just ma...

So, every now and again here at Miss Soft Crab we talk about having an advice column. Mostly we talk about it in the real world, to ea...

Um, mate, you totally dress like Olivia the Pig. But this is absolutely not a grooming problem, it is a grooming solution. Olivia looks gr...

Readers, for a little while Miss Soft Crab has been thinking about starting an advice segment, because obviously we have a lot of excellent ...