Miss Soft Crab

I was watching this show the other night that kept showing footage of Trump  "mocking disabled reporter". Now that was some totall...

I would never rarely give someone a hard time for thinking someone was a hunk . Especially a pretty boy. I LOVE them pretty. I mean I thoug...

There was a time, not that long ago, where the sheer volume of republican candidates seemed to be the most ridiculous thing about this pre-e...

Last night on the news I saw an American woman say, "I'm sick of America looking like a laughing stock to the rest of the world....

I just watched the trailer for the film Thirst  and now I'm feeling a little moved.  It could be because I'm jetlagged. It could ...

Australia is always accusing itself of suffering from tall poppy syndrome but have you seen how wild we go when an Australian wins an Oscar...

Ugh I find cricket so boring, I can only imagine I would find baseball equally unbearable. Though I guess baseball has a few things going fo...

On Sunday, Appleheart and I went to the ball game—the New York Mets vs the Chicago Cubs. We decided to see the Mets because eveyone always ...

We are in New Orleans! It's hot and sweaty and swampy and just like the movies have led us all to expect. In New Orleans, no one says...

Woot! It's here y'all. Holiday time. I am on holidays. And soon, I hope, K will be too. And today is our MSC break up day. YEAH! You...

America's ability to harness the power of condiments really is one of the great things about America . It sounds frivolous but it's ...

One might say that in respect to condiments America has gone too far. Fluffernutter?! A spread that combines peanut butter and marshma...

So last week I was in Los Angeles. It is a pretty strange place. Before I went I couldn't imagine myself there at all, I gues...

Oh, geez. I wonder what happened to that bollard. I hope he feels better soon. Well, Mate, your European holiday looks and sounds b...

On Easter Monday, Rumpy came over so we could watch some TV shows that he acquired through completely legal means, but we nevertheless neede...

You mean this Zoltar who I met the very same day at Fisherman's Wharf ???

One time I went to San Francisco and we went to Fisherman's Wharf and saw this old toys museum. Not toys really, games, arcade games. ...

Dottie's bathroom is fantastic! Is it fantastic? It looks fantastic! With your stories of Dottie and pictures of her house I can really ...