Miss Soft Crab

Last week, J and I may or may not have been complaining about our Mums. How they can and do say things that are very very annoying to us. Th...

I moved house on the weekend, into the place Appleheart and I bought in November.   As moving days go, it was a pretty good one. Sure, it wa...

I've loved being in Belfast, and I'll be quite sad to leave next weekend. It's quite lovely here. Sure, it's grey all the ti...

Woot! Holidays! Well, technically it's more like a lunchbreak for me at the moment, but holidays are just around the corner, so I no com...

Yeah. Tender is my heart for screwing up my life . I just wish I had never let myself dream this goddamned stupid dream. I thought seeing ...

When I came home from Brisbane the other night, I encountered some frustrations. First, I left my phone in the toilet at the Qantas domest...

J and I have been friends for a long time now. Years and years and years. I think 22 years or something. Is that right? It's somet...

Today this becomes A two year old chronicle  Of this crabby life.  Two years of thanks to All you who bear witness to Cra...

Oh baby. Cheese! is right. I barely go a day without cheese. I guess that's bad, from a cholesterol intake point of view. But from the...

I got a bike for my birthday.  This is what it looked like in the darkness yesterday morning, when I got up early to take it for what ...

This post was going to be about baking these biscuits as christmas gifts for Chambo, Lil and AB, who I am having dinner with tonight. Th...

On Friday night, I drank vodka on an empty stomach. Then, I did that about 50 more times. What followed was one of the most ineffectual...

YEAH! Pickle is back!  And what better way to celebrate than with some pickles?! What a great night. The food! The laffs! The delicious comp...

Yesterday, one of Miss Soft Crab's favourite daughters, Pickle, returned to us from England where she had been living for 18 months or ...

On Friday, Neville, my most beloved work colleague of all time went on maternity leave. It's super awesome for her, but it's pre...

You know readers, in all the years (one of them) Miss Soft Crab has been around, we have never ever used anyone else's content in ...

My Mum and Dad sent me a Christmas card yesterday. This is what it looked like on the front:  Yikes.  This is what it said insi...