Miss Soft Crab

Mate, I can see why you and your brother and your dad are worried in varying degrees about your mum.*  But I think the fact that she had a s...

You may be wondering how a girl that has professed so strongly and deeply her love for Prince has said nothing of his passing, but the ...

There is no way that I am going to dissuade anyone from going to the Harry Potter World at Universal Studios. It's advertised on US TV a...

I wonder if a time will ever come when I stop writing about Harry Potter. Seems pretty unlikely if I'm being honest. Right now I...

WOW! I can honestly say that I have never coveted an Apple Watch . I just feel like my phone does exactly what I need it to do. And ...

I got  an Apple Watch for my birthday. It's extremely exciting, as I've coveted one ever since they were born. I'm not an early ...

I know that February seems  too early for reflections but January was pretty intense and  I feel it really deserves some reflection before w...

I've been thinking lately about how it's good to make new friends. Other than the self-evidence of the statement, there are ac...

When I was little my mum had these two eyeshadows. They were in little clay pots the shape of a Winnie the Poo honey pot and inside were the...

I didn't put off watching the last episode of Breaking Bad exactly. I just wanted conditions to be right. I didn't want to b...

Oh, hi Gorman. Look, remember last year when I wrote you that letter ? You remember the one, where I told you all about the way you steppe...

Last week I could not stop reading stories about K-Stew cheating on R-Patz . Because, you know, they were all over the internet. Not because...

Haiku inspired by mythical beasts. Don't ask me why. Take it up with the muse. Trolls You poor little guys.  Guarding bridge...

In the interest of grooming I almost did something crazy. I am really obsessed with grooming right now. I have other concerns of course. Glo...

Hi Gorman, I've got a few things to say too . In 2009 I spent hundreds of dollars on a dress from you. It's the black one with ...

Dear Gorman, I have been buying stuff from you for a long time. Since you had interesting clothes and I had to buy them from Fat. And now...

Your croissants were the yummiest ever! I'm so glad you made them, and that I got to eat one, while sitting in those extremely comfortab...

On Saturday night I did leave before the taleggio was finished but I’m pretty sure I did not have cheese dreams . As if I could even tell th...

I am so glad you posted about this, but it is making me feel so many feelings I have to write a list to make sure I capture them all. ...

There is a poster for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 on Punt Rd and every time I drive past it I get so freaking excited about...