Miss Soft Crab

Well readers, we've finally made it to the end of the year. Not literally. Just according to the Miss Soft Crab calendar. Yesterday,...

I completely agree about bed. That's going to be a favourite of mine until they put me in a bed in the ground. Also Pinkman and getting...

Oh shit! This year is almost over. And if there is one thing I like to do at the end of the year it is get drunk. And if there is anoth...

I grew my fringe out once, but because my hairline is sharp and jagged like a rocky coastline it looked really dumb and so I cut that fring...

I don't make new years resolutions. Who does?! Pretty much every week I think to myself that I'm going to work out heaps or eat...

Isn't the 21st century the best!  To be fair I have only lived in one other century and it was pretty good too. In fact in that cent...

Sample only, not actual diary I bought The other day I bought a 2012 diary from this website . Here is a list of all the things I thoug...