Haiku Thursday (PM)

(Get your AM Haiku right here)

If J's allowed one, then I'm allowed one

Breaking Dawn Part 1.
You sucked so very much. So

Why can't I quit you?

 

Summer

I

Hey Summer. You are

The fairest of the seasons

And you start today!

II

In theory, at least.

I've not forgotten last year.

Summer, where were you?

III

Are you trying to

Avoid Spring? What, did you guys

Hook up or something?

IV

Don't worry about

That. It will be awkward for

Five seconds. Then fine.

V
Plus, you are effing
Summer!  Pretty. Carefree. Hot.
Everyone loves you!

VI

Just tell the spring to

Make like Jacob's top

And get out of here!

(sorry guys, it just slipped out)

 

Shit! I can't stop this thing!