Miss Soft Crab

Festive cheer to you, dear readers! See you in 2016.

Ok, let's get down to it. The highlight of my 2015 is, of course, KB. The much anticipated arrival. The first few terrifying weeks. Th...

It is Christmas week! God, can you believe it?! Where does the time go, am I right?! Well, who the fuck knows. What I do know is that it...

On Wednesday I finished up work for the year and I guess I pretty much just went into holiday zone in a pretty major way because I spent all...

It has been 20 weeks since KB was born and though I have tried many times during those 20 weeks, yesterday I was  finally successful in taki...

Oh wow. Perfume ads really stink, don't they ?! There's one on TV at the moment where Gisele Bundchen drives around crying and laug...

Here in old blightey, you cannot watch tv for five minutes without seeing an ad for perfume. I guess the perfumiers of the world are counti...

Oh boy. End of year malaise . It's as predictable as inconsistent hot weather throughout the Melbourne summer. I know that I previou...

Guys, I'm just going to tell it how it is. Here are all the things I feel this time of year, every year: Tired and like I need a ...

Oh heck, I had written a whole response to this but it's disappeared. The essence of it was that buying three pairs of jeans is a no bra...

Baby is at kinder Monday-Wednesday and I work Monday and Wednesday which means that the only day I'm at home with just Newbie is Tue...

Seasonal baby clothes are a blessing and a curse . A blessing cause they are so cute, but a curse because babies grow so damn fast and some ...

Our first week in London was sacrificed on the alter of jetlag.  This week we've been feeling a bit more normal so have been venturing o...

So this morning I was listening to the song Parklife and I don’t want to give away any spoilers for when K and I do our annual be...