Miss Soft Crab

Ugh. Today K is on a plane flying to London. I think. I mean that that is where she is going, I don't know how direct her flight is b...

Oh god, I need a bye so badly. That's basically why I took a day off work last week. But it just want enough. What I need, in footballin...

Sometimes I wish I could have a Bye, in the football sense of the word. For those of you who don't know, there is one week during ev...

When I was a teenager I worked at an ice-cream shop in Elsternwick. Actually I worked there into my very early twenties. You can bet th...

We leave for London on Sunday, which I'm sure you will agree is very soon. Taking a four month old baby overseas requires a fair bit of ...

Hey, speaking of simpler times,  guess which other hunk had a birthday yesterday? Dostoyevsky!  I don't agree that you are no good at be...

It was LB's birthday yesterday. And what better way to celebrate than take the day off work and just relax. So that is exactly what ...

Yeah. Working for the man. That's what makes Monday so unwelcome. Of course 'the man' I'm working for is pretty tiny and cut...

God, The Bangles were so right. I mean technically things don't really feel that manic. I mean yes, it's 6:30 in the morning a...

I'm nuts and you're nuts We are all nuts for donuts Hooray for donuts!

I like Nutella. In a donut, sure, sounds nice. But let's stay calm, friends. Your simplicity Leads to pure satisfaction Cinnamon donut. ...

Sheesh, according to BOM it’s only 14.7 degrees outside right now. That is not cool. Although, literally it is very cool. I would...

Our trip to Hobart is sadly over. Gee it was a nice time. Hobart is as lovely as the first time J, Chickpea, Baby and I went there in 2012. ...

Oh no, I am going to seem like such a killjoy because I don't really use emojis very much. It's because I dislike text speak and at ...