Miss Soft Crab

When good brains go bad My poor haiku brain Slept so long, Keira Knightley Not enough to rouse  Once weekly produced Five...

Shameful haiku confessions following a viewing of the enigma code movie. It seems that s omething Has snuffed out all my dislike  Of Keira K...

Well, you've heard K's thoughts on a bunch of movies she hasn't seen, I'm pretty sure you don't need to hear mine. I...

Apparently the Oscars are on tonight. Who knew? There was a time when I used to heavily anticipate Oscar night. Not any more. I guess I...

Christ. I didn't know about the assless chaps. Not at all. And just like any talk of buns bringing Tai's words about buns not feelin...

I think about hot buns a lot. Cinnamon buns, chocolate buns, straight out of the oven, all warm and sticky and delicious. But I don't ...

Poor tiny J being terrorised by frozen tomato sauce. And poor adult LB being confused by your reaction to frozen salsa. Childhood traumas ar...

Once, at work, I heard that my boss was eating a frozen sandwich. Why would a person do that? I don’t know, but a woman I work with was tel...

Oh, cheesecake, that is one special cake. And yet, like K, when do I ever eat it? Never that's when. And let me tell you why: my Pol...

Cheesecake. One of the all time great cakes. But so easy to eff up, which is why I never order me a slice when I'm out and about. If I...

There is both nothing worse and nothing better than moving house .*  The packing, the sorting, the deciding what comes and what's trash....

I moved house on the weekend, into the place Appleheart and I bought in November.   As moving days go, it was a pretty good one. Sure, it wa...

My old housemates used to do exactly the same thing! And it struck me as both uptight and prudent.  Living alongside it, but not doing it my...

I used to work with a woman who would always complain about her conservative parents; she thought of herself as very open minded and l...