Miss Soft Crab

Hi you guys, I can't talk now on account of a massive pre-Xmas workload that won't quit even though I keep thinking it's about t...

I've said it before and I'll say it again: how the hell does the space-time continuum work? Let me also say that I am dying a little...

I can vouch for the restorative power of a Friday night spent with a hunk/listening to excellent music, and a Saturday in the sun. Even thou...

You know how five days ago K and I were all "Ugh I can't wait for some down time! I've got no distance left to run!" Well ...

Oh god mate, I know exactly what you mean and I don't even work or really have any serious commitment, except, you know, to raising ...

Who feels totally strung out and like things are busier than ever and like they desperately need some down time??!! Yeah, me too.  I feel a ...

When I heard David and Maragret were retiring I actually felt like crying. Not sobbing, I just felt like tearing up a little, like when Heat...

While I was away, I heard one piece of news from home that made my heart feel funny, made me feel far far away and and made me want to rush ...

The truth is, I didn't hate the Tater Tot when I went to see Magic Mike. I just hated myself for seeing Magic Mike. I thought the Tater ...

To be honest for years I didn't bother learning to distinguish between Shia LaBoef and Channing Tatum, they were just names atta...

For some reason I can't see J's YouTube on my phone, which is a bummer because I truly love to laugh.  Here's a little something...

Yesterday was hot and last night I had a terrible headache, thought it would become a migraine but I just went to bed and it turned out ...

Bill Cosby, what an effing douchebag. Don't stuck your dick uninvited into people's cake hole! Happy birthday Mrs K! It's true t...

So who knew Bill Cosby was such a rotten apple? Crikey.  A little side note: I had a dream the other night that my boss called me in to his ...