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Not me* Winter bulk I dream of a time When I can just wear t-shirt Jumper/jacket-free History tells me  that under these...

Winter I like how you have Thrown some mild days in the mix. Keep that up, please, k? Masterchef There's so much runn...

Google is funny! But it's also a bit of a weirdo. I just asked it what's good and it said: good /go͝od/ Adjective: ...

I just asked Google 'what's funny?' and it told me this. fun·ny /ˈfənē/ Adjective: Causing laughter or amusement; humoro...

Oh, hi Andy Murray. Yeah, I'm really sorry about the other day. That sucks. But like K said, Roger is probably the best tennis playe...

Dear Andy Murray,  I'm really sorry about the Wimbledon thing the other night. You really are a very good tennis player but yo...

Wow, I forget how many people were the film version of The Outsiders . It's a who's who of stars of the 1980s and people who had mod...

E.T. was on TV on Saturday night. Turns out I remember very little about that movie. And I didn't watch much of it so I'm really no...

When K told me her great idea for the Miss Soft Crab Bakery Workshop you can bet I jumped on board right away. Like K, I also want to bake ...

Miss Soft Crab is popping cherry's all over town this week. On Wednesday, we brought you the very first installment of  Imaginary TV Sho...

Haiku odes to my favourite winter fruits The Kiwifruit Kiwis. Love the fruit. Love the peoples. Just LOVE the Fuzzy Anim...

Beautiful birds As if for years I was blind to your beauty Eyes are open now No relief Rainy winter brings Frizzy hair...

It was very nice of K to make it appear as if I was part of the imaginary TV show workshop. But I wasn't. Trivia is not my sport an...

You know readers, in all the years (one of them) Miss Soft Crab has been around, we have never ever used anyone else's content in ...