Miss Soft Crab

This morning's haiku had such a happy ending!  Will the good times last, readers? An haiku conversation with my heater Bea...

Don't fail me now memory I  What's that thing where you Cut apple, batter and fry, Then dip in toffee? II Dis...

Lay-by rules, OK! Until yesterday I had something on lay-by too! In fact, I could have picked that baby up earlier, but I strung it out a...

Recently, due to  financial necessity, I bought something on Lay-by .   This is not something I normally do. Usually, if I can afford the t...

No topic better illustrates the differences between the two halves of the crab than this. As J has gone deeper and deeper into navy (a...

When LB and I started going out I thought we were onto something pretty good. Obviously I was all falling in love and shit, so maybe it ...

Um, Mate, it is a little awkward for me to have to say this out loud and on the Internet, in front of everyone, but I don't think th...

Back when J and I were young single crabs, going out drinking several nights of the week,  we used to always run in to this one guy who came...

Shit you guys, I love Baz too, but that trailer worries the shit out of me. Leonardo kind of looks handsome though. Perhaps The Great Gats...

  Do you know what film I love? Baz Luhrmann's! All of them. Yep, even Australia . I know it got a bad wrap, but I loved it. I loved ...

The next week 15 and 16 Shower or two. Week's outlook, Well, you could be worse That's life If it's not one thing ...

Just one today readers.  Flannelette Pyjamas It's because of you Cosy is in out up down And all around me.

Hey, guess who's hands those are in that picture of Barbie Edward Cullen? Mine. I really should have exited the frame but I couldn'...

So, I don't know if you guys have ever noticed, but basically this blog is just some stuff we ate and saw and thought about. Sure someti...