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Green porn is so awesome . I had actually never seen it before, so for me, this morning's post was really about discovering an awesome t...

You know, here at Miss Soft Crab we just want everyone to have a good time. Sure, that may happen with us talking about what we had for dinn...

Mate, as I read your post this morning I thought spanagnocchita was going to end up somewhere really special. I had been thinking that ano...

I made a version of spanagnocchita last night. (Just quickly, if you're new here, you should go and read this before you keep reading t...

Geez. You make work sound like Cleveland *! But you're right, it can be pretty awesome. And you make some excellent points about the...

Ummmm... working 2 days is the BEST! It's true that I don't own a house and can't buy nice things much, but other than working 2...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! Mate you are so right about those rivers ads! They are disgusting. And if I had seen one during this freaking 10...

There is so much stuff on TV these days that I don't really get. The X factor. Two and a half Men. All the renovating shows. Obviously...

Oh geez mate. I can not effing stop looking at that effing picture of that effing spanagnochitta because it looks so effing delicious ! Why ...

You know how some things seem like a really good idea when they are first presented to you and then when you look into the details you reali...

Mate! I am so happy you took the bullet for us all on this one. I like a cherry ripe too and I have to confess when I saw this in the superm...

I quite like a Cherry Ripe. Not enough to go out and buy one, mind you, but if someone put one in my mouth, I would totally eat it. Now, the...

Reflections on The Gruen Transfer I Hi Wil Anderson You used to really shit me Now, not so much. Win! II Look, for sure ...

Sydney I'll see you next week, Sydney. Be sunny and warm. That would be great, thanks. Porridge We had a break, friend. I love you more ...