Miss Soft Crab

Congratulations on your support of the women's league mate! Even if you are only foundation member #86 and not 8 or 6. Imagine a time ...

I have a friend who married a fellow with an unfortunate name. Let's call him Joe Pimp. She loves her husband very much, and has a bent...

My god,   J's post has totally made me go all misty for Sundays.  She makes them sound like the most awesome of days. I guess I have to...

It's the pits when TV series end . And when you can't figure out what to sing when you're inside a karaoke phone app with Jesse ...

Did you see that Billy Conelly show about the bears? Those guys have it really tough. Unless you are talking about the kind of bear that we...

I like to work out regularly these days. Mainly because I have come to accept that I have the metabolism of a hibernating bear and the a...

Twigley's outfit on Monday night has further confirmed my long-held and ever increasing suspicion that she is in fact Frank N. Furter. ...

For people who like looking at ladies wearing dresses, Monday night was a bonanza. The Emmys AND the Brownlow, together at last. At one, a ...

After the success of the 2011 Brownlow Blue Carpet Wrap Up , Miss Soft Crab could not wait to get ringside for the 2012 extravaganza on Mond...

This week has been pretty exhausting. Yeah, this is only my second working day of the week. And mostly I've just been watching Break...

Truth be told, readers, I was a wingman on most of those things J talked about in the AM, except instead of napping on her beanbag, I went ...

What a weekend. Or something. In fact my weekend was really quiet but by the end of it I felt exhausted. You wanna know some of the weekend...

Chris Judd Haiku I Just because it sounds Yum, doesn't make it cool you Chicken wing tackler.  II Stop pretending...

Winter is 12 days old and already its as cold as charity.  We have to put up with this BS for at least three months, guys. Three months! ...

Yeah it was! And I didn’t even find a dream coat! And, although my team did win, it was only against Greater Western Sydney. Whoopdeedo. ...

I know you guys don't come here on a Monday to hear about what we did on the weekend. The weekend might as well be a million years ago, ...

Dear Harvey Norman, Usually when Miss Soft Crab writes an open letter, Miss Soft Crab eases in to it. Miss Soft Crab starts nice and...