Miss Soft Crab

I  think that even if your plan isn’t working, the overall scheme i s. I say that as someone who isn’t home-schooling kiddos, so it’s possib...

I had in my head the post that I wanted to write today but as I think we all know, planning some writing in your head is not the same as...

I started the wardrobe audit yesterday.  Thanks to J for that great terminology.  I took everything out of my cupboards and laid it out on m...

Oh. Oh my. That's a terrible terrible innovation. What a pack of knobshining idiots. I was pretty irrationally upset last week when a ca...

I'm doing laps of Northland to keep KB asleep. After a few laps, every shop has potential. Let's hope J's holiday is a little mo...

I feel bad that J spent so long on GOOP , and therefore had to feel all the annoyance she so plainly, and rightly, felt. I feel like I am pa...

Oh geez. Readers if you were put off by this morning's inanity then you really should not have come back. If you've spent more than ...

K is leaving in 2 days. She is really lucky. I bet it was almost impossible to focus on writing that post. In truth it is essentially imposs...

*Shudder* Saw Cup Day pictures Everything looked so damn Uncomfortable WTF? Whoa, seriously Delta Goodrem what the...

Ugh! Get your hand off it so much, Kiehl's. Firstly, I think that Kiehl's and I have a pretty different understanding of the t...

"Get your hand off it!" is something MSC says a lot. Not so much on Miss Soft Crab, but in real life, we say it all the time. ...

Oh, brother. Fool sounds like the worst of the worst. My eyes are sore from my rolling them so much while I was looking at that website. ...

You know, I love food and cooking and talking about those things as much as the next person. Have you even read this blog ? Lord knows you ...

I love it when people comment on Miss Soft Crab, so maybe the Sartorialist gets a kick out of all his commenters too. But it just seems, how...

You know how I like to watch bad TV shows and bad movies so I can roll my eyes at how shit they are? Well I also like to read the comments ...

Mate, thank god you wrote this post ! Because after having The Royal Tenenbaums play silently in the background of band practice last weeke...

While Miss Soft Crab usually likes to end the week on a positive note, I'm not sure that's going to be possible today. Yo...

Wow, I forget how many people were the film version of The Outsiders . It's a who's who of stars of the 1980s and people who had mod...

E.T. was on TV on Saturday night. Turns out I remember very little about that movie. And I didn't watch much of it so I'm really no...

Bruny Island You are so beauty full to me can't you see-ee ee-ee-ee-ee-ee May Hectic May, you just  Won't quit. H...