Miss Soft Crab

Wow. Those people that went to the leprechaun parade really scored! I hear that the quality of St Paddy's day parades is really variable...

Hey, thanks again JC for timing your death and resurrection so conveniently over a weekend. Hugs!

Can you guys believe it is already another public holiday?! Thanks stonemasons for your well-organised protest that won us the 8-hour work d...

It's holiday Monday! Woot! Thanks for colonising, Britain! This day off is much appreciated! Love Crabs

Today is not the Queen's birthday, but it is the Queen's birthday holiday. Weird. So let's celebrate my favourite thing about QE...

Oh, hi guys. I almost didn't notice you there. Yesterday we took it easy because it was Anzac day. Today I am taking it easy just becau...

Happy Australia Day people. See you tomozz.