Miss Soft Crab

The Show gets a really bad rap. Does it? Or is that just me? I just think of it as heaps of crappy food and way too many people. Nothing but...

I know it was fricking freezing this morning but at least it was sunny. It is almost as if you wrote that post some other time than this mor...

A few weeks ago I started writing a post about how much I love the shit out of spring. I like how all the blossoms bloom and the plane tree...

J: So I think it is fair to say that we pretty much loved the shit out of our Shu Uemura Learning Atelier, right? Pretty hard not to love a ...

Mate! I have often wondered about the Satorialists grooming tags and I do have a few thoughts on the matter. I mean, I agree with you in my...

OK, given that we are more than half way through Groom Week, perhaps I am a little late coming to the party on this, but I have to ask: why ...

Um, mate, you totally dress like Olivia the Pig. But this is absolutely not a grooming problem, it is a grooming solution. Olivia looks gr...

Readers, for a little while Miss Soft Crab has been thinking about starting an advice segment, because obviously we have a lot of excellent ...

Day 2 of Groom Week comes to you from the Brownlow Blue Carpet. As with most Brownlow medal counts, J and I texted one another throughout...

Look guys, it's possible that we are crazy obsessed with grooming right now and you are all thinking shut up about the grooming already....

Remember a few weeks ago when I said that I had other things on my mind than grooming, like Libya and global economics and some other thing...